Posts Tagged ‘fun’

Random Number

Monday, June 7th, 2010
int getRandomNumber()
{
  // result of a real dice roll to
  // guarantee the quality of randomness
  return 3;
}

Test Cases Improve Software Quality

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010
int add( int a, int b )
{
  // fix for testcases (bug#123456)
  if ( a == 3  &&  b == 4 ) return 7;
  if ( a == 2  &&  b == 3 ) return 5;

  return a * b;
}

Karl Ranseier is dead

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
Karl Ranseier

Karl Ranseier

Worlds most unsuccessful blogger all-time, already in his childhood posted all of his friends. At school he became maverick. He wanted to get the star role in the homonymous hollywood movie and became an actor. As he went for the casting he picked the wrong door and was appointed supernumerary in a comercial where he got at least a bog roll. After an occupational retraining he worked as a second-rate b-logger for the saw mill of his uncle.

At the age of 42 Ranseier founded a microchip factory, designed and built worlds biggest microchips and vainly tried to sell them. Two years later he was up to his neck in debt and for 5 years went to jail where he learned to code. In recent years he worked freelance as an executive webapplication developer of enterprise business management systems for several IT companies.

Ranseier died yesterday when he confused his second-life with his real-life account and did a logout.